Folks, this Aurora tragedy isn't a "pursuit gone wrong"—it's the predictable punchline to Colorado's clown-world criminal justice farce, where Soros-funded DAs and spineless judges treat violent thugs like they're on a revolving door spa retreat. Sheena Fuentes, fresh off an October accessory-to-murder collar for that brutal Del Mar homicide? Bonded out faster than you can say "public safety risk," only to hop into a stolen ride with career crook Manuel Tovar—whose rap sheet's longer than a Polis tax hike proposal. They blast off from cops, weave like drunks on I-70, slam into a pole, and poof—two fewer predators prowling our streets. Darwin award? Nah, this is Democrat policy in action: Catch 'em, coddle 'em, and cough 'em back up to terrorize innocents.

APD's dropping truth bombs—99% of these fleers are scumbags with priors, and yeah, only 16% of chases end in wrecks, but every single one risks good folks' lives because blue-state bleeding hearts won't lock the door. Shoutout to the badges holding the line in a sanctuary-state sewer, but enough's enough: Name the judges greenlighting this madness, fire the DAs playing roulette with our kids' safety, and thank the stars these two idiots self-deported via natural selection. Gov. Polis, your "progressive" paradise is a crime wave on wheels—time to man up, repeal the soft-on-crime slop, and back real cops with mandatory minimums and no-bail for felons.